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Reasons To Be Happy:

  1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
  2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
  3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.


Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

Everyone needs to read this. It could be your hymen, it could be something else, it could just not bleed at all. You can bleed after your first time. It has nothing to do with “first time”. It can come from a variety of reasons.

"Fuck Actors (But Actually Don’t, That Creates a Complicated Backstage Dynamic)"


an album about my life as a stagehand

Featuring the hit songs

  1. "Put your props back where they came from or so help me"
  2. "This Glowtape Sucks (It’s Way Too Dark Back Here)"
  3. "Where the fuck did I get that bruise?"
  4. and the club hit “Dance As If No One Can See You (They Can’t)”

Also the tragic ballad

"(I’ve Heard Them Sing This Song Every Night For Three Weeks) Why The Fuck Am I Crying Again?"

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